Picturing People in Underwear

So, I was struck today by an interesting facet of my personality. I've heard it said many times before that if one is nervous when addressing a crowd, one should picture said crowd in their underwear. I find this to be insanely ineffective, instead I find it much more helpful to picture myself in my underwear.

Now, to give you some background on this, earlier this year I was in a contest that involved me addressing a crowd in a variety of outfits, one of them a bathing suit.

It was a thousand times easier for me to address the crowd dressed in only my (very tight) bathing suit then it was for me to address the crowd in any of my other outfits, no matter how sexy or dapper they may have been.

I would rather stand in front of a hundred thousand people in the buff then address them looking absolutely perfect in the nicest clothing possible. I know, so weird.

I'm going to have to contemplate the whys and wherefores of this.

Until then, see you in my underwear.